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Most online casinos annoy the hell out of me. They insult you with popup windows and spam, and do everything they can to separate you from your money. Even if you want to just play with fake money for free, they make you register for an account so they can pester you by email trying to get you to deposit real money.

On the whole Internet, I found exactly one online casino that's different: Bovada. You can play their games for free, with absolutely no hassles. And that's the main reason why I promote them exclusively.

Here's what I mean by no hassles:

  • Completely free. It's not one of those "Buy 1 get 1 free" kind of deals, it's absolutely free. You can click over and start playing with fake money right away, with no cash out of pocket. Here, go ahead and try it.
  • No registration required. Most casinos let you play for free, but there's a catch: They make you register an account first. That's not just a hassle: after you do it you can expect them to badger you by email trying to get you to deposit real money. But Bovada lets you play right away with no registration required. One click and you're in. Honest. Here, try it.
  • Plays right in your browser. If you'd rather not download the casino software to your hard disk, you don't have to. The games play right in your web browser. Nice.
  • Works on Macs. The play-in-browser games are MacOS compatible! Before Bovada, Mac users were pretty much out of luck for gambling online. Not any more.
  • No popups. I'll never understand why companies think it's a good idea to annoy their visitors, but that's standard practice at most online casinos. Bovada is one of the rare exceptions -- no popups, no popouts, no browser hijacking, just the website with no B.S.

All in all, I think Bovada is the best bet for U.S. players.

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"Expected Value" is useless when applied to the Lottery

Here's a lesson about how sometimes you have to put the math into perspective.

Some gambling authors are so caught up in the numbers that they won't buy a lottery ticket unless the jackpot gets high enough for their bet to have a high enough "expected value". That is, if the odds are 20 million to 1 and the jackpot is at $10 million, they won't buy a ticket, because the expected value of that dollar bet is low. (10/20 = $0.50. And by the way, we're excluding all the smaller prizes to keep things simple). But once the jackpot grows to $19.5 million, with the same odds, they'll buy. Why? Because the "expected value" af that $1 ticket is now almost a dollar -- 19.5/20 = 0.95, or $0.95.

But this is crazy! When you buy a $1 lottery ticket, you can't get just $0.95 back -- you'll likely lose the whole dollar OR you'll win a whole boatload of money, not 95 cents. So the expected value in this case is irrelevant. It's irrelevant because (1) you're playing in the short term, with only one or a small handful of plays, and (2) playing such a small number of times, you're most likely to win nothing. That 95% expected return would be meaningful only if you bought 20 million lottery tickets!

There's another thing to consider about our example in which the Expected-Value fan only buys a ticket when the jackpot grows from $10 million to $20 million: The odds of winning the jackpot didn't change. Sure, you'd win less in the first case, but so freaking what?! Wouldn't you be nearly just as happy with $10 million instead of $20 million? What exactly could you do with $20 million that you could not do with ten?

The only thing that really matters when buying a lottery ticket is this: Is the chance of winning $X jackpot worth a dollar to you, if the odds are Y to 1 against your winning? If yes, then buy one. If not, then don't. But don't even consider the expected value, because it's self-defeating.

Looking at expected value has a lot of benefit in games where you're playing hundreds of hands and the amount you can win on one bet is small (like blackjack or slot machines), but it shouldn't become a religion that's applied uselessly to games with few plays where you can win a bundle off one bet, like the lottery.

But there's yet one more twist about experts who say that it's mathematically proper to buy lottery tickets only when the jackpot reaches a certain amount: their math is wrong. What they're failing to consider is that when the jackpot grows, more people buy lottery tickets. Not because those buyers are calculating the expected value (most people have no idea what that is), but because they're more excited about winning a bigger pile of money. The more people play, the more likely it will be that more than one person picks the winning numbers, so the prize will be split among all the winners. If two people win a $20 million jackpot, they each get $10 million -- the same as if one person won a $10 million jackpot. Therefore, you can't assume that the expected value goes up in relation to the amount that the jackpot goes up, because if you do win, you're less likely to have won the whole thing yourself.

Don't mistake all this to mean that the lottery is a good deal. It's not. The odds are bad no matter how you cut it. The point is just this: when the jackpot gets big, you aren't any more likely to win. And for that reason there's no point in waiting for a bigger jackpot. If you want to play the lottery, play it whenever you like, it won't affect your odds. Those odds will be terrible no matter when you play.

If you do want to get the best odds when going for a big jackpot (and why wouldn't you?), then you can get a better return on a progressive slot machine or at a table game like blackjack using my jackpot betting system.

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