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Reason #1 like Bovada:

It's fair and relatively safe

Online gambling is largely unregulated. That means the casinos generally don't answer to anyone. If you have a problem with a casino (like you think they were cheating, or they won't pay you, for example), then you're usually out of luck.

That's why the most important thing in playing online is to pick a good casino. Good casinos offer fair games and consistent payouts because that way they'll get both repeat customers and good word-of-mouth from satisfied customers. It's no coincidence that the most successful online casinos are the ones that focus on their customers. Bovada is one of those.

But some casinos aren't so smart. The stupidest ones actually rig the games, promptly get blacklisted at sites like Casinomeister, and then their business dries up. (It's pretty easy for gambling mathematicians like the Wizard of Odds to determine whether a casino is cheating.)

Cheating is rare. You're more likely to have a problem getting a payout. Some casinos try to find excuses to not pay winning players, especially players who have won big. And again, since online gambling is unregulated, if you can't get a payout from a casino, then you're usually out of luck.

So all this is another reason why I advertise Bovada, and have done so for ten years. They use industry-standard software, it's absolutely fair, and players get their payouts, consistently. I have a choice in whom I advertise, so I purposefully picked a casino with a good reputation where I'm confident my readers will have a good experience.

Bovada also allows me to mediate if one of my readers clicks over to them, plays the casino games, and has a problem they can't get Bovada to resolve. Believe me, I wouldn't offer that service if I got more than a trivial number of inquiries on that topic.

Bottom line: Bovada is fair and relatively safe. You might have a good experience with another casino...and you might not. I know Bovada is good, and that's why I picked them.

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The Odds of Winning a Million Dollars or More

aka, The Lottery vs. Megabucks

All of us dream about winning the big jackpot.
But how likely is it? Let's find out. The answers may surprise you. 

Multi-Million Dollar Jackpots

There are exactly two games that offer multimillion-dollar jackpots: progressive slot machines and lotteries.  Of the two, a state lottery gives you much better chances of hitting the jackpot, and at a lower cost.  The catch is that with the lotto you'll almost always win nothing or just $3 or so, while with a slot you'll sometimes get a decent-sized win.

A table makes this clearer.  For our slot machine I'll use the Megabucks slot machine in Nevada since it's the largest and most famous multimillion-dollar slot, and for the lottery I'll use the Texas Lotto since it has a similar jackpot size.  Here's how they stack up:

Megabucks Slot vs. Texas Lottery

Slot Machine
Minimum Jackpot
$10 million
$4 million
Average winning jackpot
$15 million
$21 million
Odds of hitting jackpot on one play
1 in 49,836,032
1 in 25,827,165
Odds of hitting jackpot for $3 played
1 in 49,836,032
1 in 8,609,055
Cost of 1 play
Percentage returned to players*
Percentage returned to players,
excluding jackpot
*Percent returned to players assumes jackpot won at average size.
See the calculator below to figure the return at various jackpot levels.
Avg. jackpot for Megabucks from 2005-2010, and for Lotto from 2007-2010.
Avg. Lotto jackpot divided by all winning tickets, since 3 jackpots were split
by two winners.  Megabucks odds from Las Vegas Sun.

The big take-away here is that your chances of winning the Lotto on one play are twice as good as for winning Megabucks.  But it doesn't end there:  A Megabucks play costs $3, while a Lotto ticket costs only $1.  So for the cost of playing Megabucks once, you could play the Lotto three times.  And for $3 played, your chances of winning the Lotto are about six times better than winning Megabucks.  Wow!  So if your goal is to actually win the jackpot (which is why most people play a jackpot game), the Lotto will serve your purposes better.
Odds of winning Megabucks or Lotto Texas
over several plays

Megabucks Texas Lotto
Number of plays
Play every week?
Number of years
Odds of winning jackpot
1 in 1 in
Cost of plays
$ $
Average amount returned
(excluding jackpot)
$ $
Net expense
$ $

Megabucks gets the edge on the last row, the percentage returned to players, excluding the jackpot.  That means Megabucks gives out lots more small- and medium-sized pays than the lotto.  But if we equalize the jackpot odds between the two games, we see that the lottery is still a much better bet.

Equalizing the jackpot odds means we figure how much we have to play each game so that the odds of hitting the jackpot are about the same.  My nifty calculator at right makes short work of that.  As you can see it takes two spins on Megabucks to get similar jackpot odds as a single lottery ticket.  But Megabucks costs $3 per play, and if you play it twice, you're forking over $6.  So $6 on Megabucks gets you similar jackpot odds as a single $1 lotto ticket.  So even though Megabucks gives out lots more small pays, you have to pump six times as much money into it to get odds as good as the lotto, so you'll still wind up with losing more money by playing Megabucks instead of the lottery, for a given set of jackpot odds.

Of course, few people play the lottery like they play a slot machine.  With a slot people generally play at least several spins, or maybe an hour or more, at perhaps 700 spins an hour.  But people rarely buy 700 lottery tickets at a time.  So the potential for loss with Megabucks is pretty big.  By contrast, you've really got to go out of your way to lose big on the lottery.

Now, most of you don't live in Texas so you can't play the Texas Lottery, and sorry, I'm not gonna sit here and analyze dozens of individual state lotteries (or other countries' lotteries).  Most Americans do have access to Megamillions, though, so I'll mention that the odds of winning Megamillions from one ticket are 1 in 176 million.  State lotteries are easier to win than national ones.  If you want better chances of winning, skip Megamillions and play your state lottery instead.

Math heads obsess over the "break-even point", which is when the jackpot goes high enough that it's a "fair" bet.  That is, at some jackpot level, the average returned to players for each ticket will equal the cost of the ticket.  For Lotto Texas, that's just over $23 million.  But the math heads are ignoring three important things:
    1. Your odds of hitting the jackpot are the same no matter how high or low the jackpot is.
    2. The break-even point makes financial sense to the player only if you're playing millions of times.  If you're just buying a handful of tickets each week, it couldn't be less relevant.
    3. Most people would be just as happy winning $19 million as they would $26 million.  What can you do with $26 million that you can't do with $19M?
Tough odds -- what are your chances?
Win Mega Millions lottery with one ticket
1 in 176 milion
Hit #7 in roulette, five times in a row 1 in 79 milion

Deal out 13 cards to each of four players from a single deck and all four players get a straight from two to Ace

1 in 61 million
Win the Megabucks slot jackpot on one spin
1 in 50 million
You and I each pick the same word (same instance) from a stack of 64 Bibles. 1 in 50 million
Get dealt a sequential royal flush (forwards or backwards) 1 in 40 million
Chance that radioactive monkeys will kidnap Britney Spears and convert her to Buddhism 1 in 38 milion (estimate)
Flipping a coin 25 times and getting 25 heads or 25 tails 1 in 34 million
Win the Texas Lotto with one ticket
1 in 26 million
Odds for card examples from Wizard of Odds, here and here
Playing the lottery is like any other form of gambling, which is like any other form of entertainment:  Do you get $1 worth of happiness from your purchase of the ticket?  If so, then great, it doesn't matter long the odds are or how low the jackpot is.  (And conversely, if you don't get $1 of joy from your purchase, then it doesn't matter how good the odds are or how high the jackpot is.)

Incidentally, both Megabucks and the Texas Lotto can be paid out over 25 years (the advertised jackpot amount divided by 25), or as a single lump-sum of about 60% of the advertised jackpot amount.

Try my calculator at right to see your chances of winning Megabucks or Lotto Texas over many years.

Million-Dollar Jackpots

As you might suspect, the bigger the prize, the harder it is to win. To improve your chances of winning, you can simply go for a smaller prize. Winning just a million dollars is a lot easier than winning several million dollars.

The Texas Lottery has a scratch-off game called "Texas Lottery Black" with a top prize of $1 million even.  There are six winning tickets out of the 6,178,100 printed, so the odds are 1 in 1,029,683 of winning by buying a single ticket.  But the catch is that a single ticket costs $10. If instead we bought ten $1 Lotto tickets then our odds of winning the Lotto would be 1 in 2,582,717. So that's quite a tradeoff: We doubled our chances of winning by going with the scratch-off instead of the Lotto, but now we'd only win a million dollars rather than several million.

But while going for a lesser jackpot with the lottery might not improve your odds as much as you like, going for a lesser amount on a slot machine probably does.  We don't know the exact odds of hitting a jackpot on a machine whose average top prize is about half a million dollars, but we can make an educated guess.  Since the average Megabucks jackpot is about $15M and the odds of winning are about 1 in 50M, that puts the odds at right about 1 in 3.3x the amount of the jackpot.  On a slot with an average jackpot around $500,000, that would put the odds of hitting it at 1 in 1.66M (3.3 x 0.5M). Again, we don't know these odds for sure, but it's a very educated guess.

Turning all this into a strategy

The 1 in 1.66M chance for hitting the jackpot on a moderately-sized progressive slot are the best odds for hitting a big jackpot of anything we've examined so far.  So how can you turn this into a playing strategy? First, let's assume that you can afford to lose a couple of dollars each week on average while trying for the big prize. Let's also say that you want to play fairly frequently, because you want frequent opportunities to win, which keeps things interesting.

One way is to play one spin a day. That shoots your odds of hitting the jackpot up to 1 in 4,795 over that year. And how much will it cost you to play every day? If the machine you play pays back about 78% excluding the jackpot, that'll come to an average loss 365 x $3 x 22% = $241 for the year. Of course your actual results could be anywhere on the map for only 365 spins, but this gives us a frame of reference. And if $241 is more than you care to lose in a year, you can always play once a week or a couple of times a week rather than every day -- though naturally that makes you less likely to hit the jackpot.

Another way to get a million dollars

Could you live without your car?  No?  What if someone offered you $1 million to give it up?

If you ditch your car and invest the money you'd been spending on it, you can turn your savings into $1 million in 35 years — even after the cost of frequent bus and taxi trips. Staggering, isn't it? (read full article...)

Of course, it's a hassle to go to a casino every day just to make one spin. We can accomplish the same thing by going to a casino once a week and making seven spins at that time. We could take it even further and play 365 spins once a year, but that wouldn't be in keeping with our goal of playing frequently so we have frequent opportunities to win, so that we're in a constant state of hoping to win.

But what if going to a casino even once a week is inconvenient, or there's no casino where you live? Thank God for the Internet!  Bodog has a progressive slot called Shopping Spree, whose jackpot is $1.2 million as I write this.  And the odds of hitting it are almost certainly much better than the typical prize-to-jackpot ratio of Megabucks.  And since you can play from your home or office, you can easily play one spin once a day or seven spins once a week.

So I think Shopping Spree gives the best odds of winning a big prize with the most convenience.  If you know of a game that offers better odds for winning ~$1 million for a $3 bet, I'd like to hear about it! 

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 Last update: November 2011

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